* smuppets

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

an-archangels-vessle:

songbird-143:

that-darling-little-sammy:

Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine

  • Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
  • Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
  • Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
  • Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers 

WINGS

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BEING ABLE TO DYE YOUR FEATHERS.

WING KINK

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild


from start to finish
sidegf:

sexualfavours:



my nigga out
This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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